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[Homura is examining the journal when he presses the button to begin recording. He doesn't notice the change at first, as he's more interested in the device itself, so there are a few moments of quiet contemplation before he speaks softly, mostly to himself.]

Well. This isn't quite what I was expecting to happen when I died.

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You're a god? A god of what?

And thank you. I hope the guide is helpful.

[There's a pause and some pen tapping.]

I'd spend more time with them. Which defeats the purpose of sneaking out, I guess.

War. The Toushin Taishi of Heaven--although I suppose one could say I'm now retired.

It seems as if it will be. Someone went to a great deal of effort to put this together.

Indeed it does. Unless you'd rather be outside than wherever it is you are. In one of the buildings in the village, I'd guess.

Oh. No wonder you're so focused on that. Retirement will be much more fun, I hope.

Yes, Raine-san does a wonderful job at keeping us all informed.

I'd rather not be stuck in bed. Even Saizou is getting antsy. Poor thing.

Perhaps. I suppose that remains to be seen.

I'll have to thank this person, should I meet them.

Saizou? And in that case, it would seem to be in your best interest to stay put and recover. Isn't that how disease typically works?

I hope you can meet her. She's very nice.

Yes, my piglet. Would you like to see him?

And it's not a disease. It's just a cold.

From the sounds of it, I'll have plenty of opportunity.

Why not?

Isn't a cold a disease? You'll have to forgive my ignorance; such things don't exist in the Heavens.

I suppose, but calling it a disease makes it sound so serious. It'll be gone in a day or two.

And here he is~
[Okita moves the journal so it focuses on Saizou as he's eating a biscuit.]

I see.

[On more than one count. Saizou is an aggressive eater.]

He does seem restless.

He needs his walks and going out and having fun and not being stuck inside in bed being bored all day.

[Saizou stops eating and looks at the journal shoved in his face.]

I get the feeling you're no longer talking about your pet. If things truly are that bad, certainly your friends would offer to take him outside, wouldn't they?

[The pig looks at the camera, grunts and then headbutts it, turning on the voice feature.]

Saizou! You can't actually get people through the books. Stop that.

[In the background, Saizou can be heard running around and oinking with all the fury of a tiny pink pig. He turns the voice off and goes back to writing]

Oh, they do. It's just not very fair to me.

[Homura laughs quietly at the minor commotion before Okita turns off the feature.] He has a good spirit.

Would you tell me where your room is?

He does. He's young and very spirited.

And my room? Why?

Well, he should get a real chance to come at me, shouldn't he?

Though to be perfectly honest, I'd rather speak in person. This form of communication is effective, but unsatisfying.

And certainly your friends wouldn't be opposed to your having company?

He bites. Be careful.

[And, he doesn't know if he should.] Mm...you'd need to ask Yamazaki-san or Ayumu-san. They're the ones keeping me locked up right now.

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